Diary Of A Quarantined Game Over Employee – Week 2 & 3 – The ‘New Normal’
Today was a very special day for me. It’s not my birthday. No, today I go shopping!
Found a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle this afternoon! Haven’t done one in years. Why do people not do these things anymore?
Rebuilding the coffee table today. Proving pretty difficult as I’m fairly certain a piece of light blue sky is still embedded in one of my knuckles.
Found a page on Instagram filled with Dad jokes! Must have told my girlfriend at least 100 classics!
…Working from the balcony today.
Finding working out from home just isn’t the same as the gym. Figured it out though. Every night when I open my 4th beer, I send myself an email with the subject heading, ‘We haven’t seen you in a while?’
Did an Easter egg hunt this morning! Found 50c, the top of a potato, an old tennis ball and the manual for the fridge!
…Either somebody forgot what weekend it is, or the Easter bunny’s been drinking again.
Sneakily broke wind in the living room today. When my girlfriend asked “Was that you?” I shamelessly blamed the dog. All too quickly she threw in my face, “Darren, we don’t have a dog”.
…Working from the bottom end of the garden today.
Getting slightly concerned about how much I’m drinking. Tonight I got refused entry to my kitchen. Will try again tomorrow.